Get it together man. Thats what the Quiksilver Mens Under Control 22" Board Short would say. Mercy Lord, baptize this stretchy sucker at your favorite break and dont reminisce on your life B.S. (Before Surfing). Quiksilver added a neoprene fly for non-chafage, and gave the Under Control Board Short extra Lycra love on the hems and front rise for the same reason.